Goat Locker (12 oz)

Mission Story from BoneFrog

Steeped in Naval Tradition, the "Goat Locker" as it's affectionately named, is a term for the Chief’s Mess. Established April 1, 1893, in the days of wooden sailing ships, it is a place of reverence meant only for those selected few, that achieve the title of Chief. 

All sailors acknowledge and many fear the term but only a few know how The Goat Locker came to be. By tradition, all sailors and officers (including the Commanding Officer) are required to request permission before entering The Goat Locker. The tradition stands with rare exception even today.

Wise and gritty Chiefs, the keepers of knowledge, run the Navy with an iron fist, because young American lives are on the line.

For this, we raise a toast to you, "Old Goat.” Your well earned and feared reputation still sends chills down the spines of junior officers and Sailors alike.

The darkest roast we offer, we chose our Costa Rican bean for this coffee. Why the Costa Rican? It keeps its unmistakable character and quality, even when roasted extra dark, giving this coffee a slightly smoky, toffee-like flavor. Ours is a Strictly Hard Bean European Preparation (SHB-EP), and its hardness and volcanic origins are complemented by the French roast.
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TRIBUTEVERY DARK ROAST

Goat Locker (12 oz)

Bold·Slightly Smoky·Toffee-like
VERY DARK ROAST

$19.97

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    Mission Story from BoneFrog

    Steeped in Naval Tradition, the "Goat Locker" as it's affectionately named, is a term for the Chief’s Mess. Established April 1, 1893, in the days of wooden sailing ships, it is a place of reverence meant only for those selected few, that achieve the title of Chief. 

    All sailors acknowledge and many fear the term but only a few know how The Goat Locker came to be. By tradition, all sailors and officers (including the Commanding Officer) are required to request permission before entering The Goat Locker. The tradition stands with rare exception even today.

    Wise and gritty Chiefs, the keepers of knowledge, run the Navy with an iron fist, because young American lives are on the line.

    For this, we raise a toast to you, "Old Goat.” Your well earned and feared reputation still sends chills down the spines of junior officers and Sailors alike.

    The darkest roast we offer, we chose our Costa Rican bean for this coffee. Why the Costa Rican? It keeps its unmistakable character and quality, even when roasted extra dark, giving this coffee a slightly smoky, toffee-like flavor. Ours is a Strictly Hard Bean European Preparation (SHB-EP), and its hardness and volcanic origins are complemented by the French roast.
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    BREW MATH

    How Much Coffee Do You Need?

    Two scoops per cup. That is the BoneFrog standard. Here is what that means for your household.

    1 Scoop 1 tablespoon, approx. 6 to 10g
    2 Scoops 2 tablespoons per cup
    12 oz bag approx. 22 cups
    How long does a bag last at 3 cups per person per day
    Drinkers 12 oz 2 lb 5 lb Best choice
    1 person 7 days 3 weeks 7 weeks 12 oz, weekly
    2 people 3 to 4 days 10 days 3.5 weeks 2 lb, every 2 weeks
    3 people 2 to 3 days 7 days 2.5 weeks 5 lb, every 3 weeks
    4 or more 2 days 4 to 5 days 12 days 5 lb, every 2 weeks
    Example: 1 person, 3 cups a day

    A 12 oz bag lasts about one week. Subscribe to 1 bag every week, or 2 bags every 2 weeks to keep a buffer on hand.

    Step up to the 2 lb for fewer deliveries. One 2 lb bag carries a single drinker through about 3 weeks.

    Two people at 3 cups each: go to the 2 lb on a 2-week subscription. One person, fewer deliveries: 5 lb, every 6 weeks.

    Not sure how often to subscribe?

    A 12 oz bag lasts about one week for one person at 3 cups a day. Two people go through it in 3 to 4 days.

    Match your household to the table above, then subscribe at that interval. When in doubt, go up a size. Running low is the one problem coffee should never give you.

    A bold, dark French roast with smooth, rich flavor and no bitter aftertaste. Customers said it's "the absolute best" with "extraordinary flavor" and perfect for long days. One shopper found it weaker than expected. Known for strong aroma, full body, and smooth finish. Popular as morning coffee and in French press.

    Coffee (positive)Beans (positive)Aroma (positive)Roast (positive)Flavor (positive)
    • 5 stars: 175 (97%)
    • 4 stars: 2 (1%)
    • 3 stars: 3 (2%)
    • 2 stars: 1 (1%)
    • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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    Brian Lennon

    Love it. Strong bold taste.

    Hi Brian, we're excitted to hear you love the bold taste of the Goat Locker! It's one of our family favorites.
    Thanks for your support!
    Tim

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    Susanne Pringle
    Goat Locker Magic

    Deep dark colour. You just know it's going to be strong and good and it does not disappoint. Honestly I have to cut back on the amount I use or I'm wired for hours. But it is full bodied and a great cup of coffee when you get the amount "just right". Highly recommend this roast for anyone who needs a brilliant wake up or pick-me-up. I use an espresso and no fat milk (we call it skim in Australia).

    Hi Susanne,

    Thank you so much for your fantastic 5 star review of Goat Locker! Your description of that 'deep dark colour' and knowing it's going to be strong and good before you even take that first sip absolutely made my day. That visual anticipation is exactly what we hoped to achieve with this bold dark roast.

    I love your honesty about having to cut back on the amount or you'd be wired for hours - that's the mark of a truly powerful coffee! Finding that 'just right' amount is part of the Goat Locker experience, and it sounds like you've mastered the art of getting that perfect balance for a brilliant wake-up call.

    Your appreciation for the full-bodied character really shows you understand what makes this roast special. There's something incredibly satisfying about crafting a coffee that delivers that intense pick-me-up when you need it most, and knowing that you're enjoying it with your espresso and skim milk tells me it's versatile enough to work beautifully in your preferred style.

    Your recommendation for anyone needing a brilliant wake-up is exactly the kind of endorsement that keeps us motivated to maintain the bold intensity that makes Goat Locker such a standout in our lineup.

    Thank you for believing in BoneFrog Coffee and for being such an amazing part of our community. Your support from Australia means everything to us!

    Tim

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    Enrique Acosta Gonzalez
    Coffee worthy of the Chiefs Mess.

    This is the coffee you need for those long watches. Powerful and smooth.

    Hi Enrique,

    Thank you so much for your outstanding 5 star review of Goat Locker! Your words about it being 'coffee worthy of the Chiefs Mess' truly honor us, and we're thrilled to hear it's powerful and smooth enough to fuel those long watches.

    There's something special about knowing our coffee is there for you during those demanding moments when you need that perfect combination of strength and smoothness. We put a lot of care into crafting Goat Locker to deliver exactly that kind of reliable performance.

    Your support means the world to us, and we're so grateful for customers like you who understand what makes a great cup of coffee. Thank you for believing in what we're building!

    Tim

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    Brent Russell
    The BEST DARN COFFEE Ever...TRULY!

    GOATLOCKER Coffee, crafted by Bonefrog Coffee, offers an incredible experience with its smooth, rich flavors, enticing aroma, and perfectly satisfying finish in every cup. After over 50 years of searching, we’ve finally discovered the absolute BEST COFFEE ever – truly unmatched. jana and brent

    Jana and Brent,

    Thank you for the glowing review! We're thrilled to hear that BoneFrog Coffee has earned the title of 'Best darn coffee ever' after your 50-year search. NOW THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING!!

    You guys rock!!

    Cheers

    Tim

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    Joseph Wikar
    My daughter loves this.

    I bought a bag of this coffee for my daughter after reading about it in a book. I wasn’t even sure it was a real company until I searched it out. My daughter fell in love with this coffee and now drinks it every day. Couldn’t be happier. Will definitely continue ordering.

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    BRENT RUSSELL
    Glistening Rich Roasted Beans and Robust Flavor Experience

    I admit it, I am probably a coffee snob, who loves coffee’s rich aroma, ultra-smooth taste, and consistent flavor. The trick is finding the right coffee. I’ve spent years seeking fulfillment of these traits and successfully found a handful that were good, but not great, until quite recently. Although I was content with a variety of coffees, I continued to search for a coffee that would elevate my satisfaction and enjoyment and learned of Goat Locker Coffee in a book by Clive Cussler. Having never heard of this coffee, I opted to order a bag. This coffee “rings all the bells” and is truly EXCEPTIONAL. Here's why...

    Goat Locker Coffee delivers an aroma that stirs your senses, ultra-smooth taste, robust rich flavor, and exceptional freshness. This coffee arrives in a sealed bag, not dissimilar to other brands, but upon opening you will experience an explosion of your nasal senses as the flavor-packed aroma fills the air. The rich-colored beans glisten with rich oils and help result deliver an incredible smooth flavor, in every cup.

    Goat Locker delivers a coffee you’ll enjoy anytime, day or night. It’s by far and away my favorite. Don’t be surprised if you hear yourself say “I didn’t know coffee could smell and taste this good”, and I bet you’ll do like we did and immediately place another order. Goat Locker Coffee by Bonefrog Coffee will change the way you sip your coffee! Five Stars! Enjoy…

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    Clayton Heberling
    Goat Locker

    Smooth as a baby's bottom.

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    James Swain
    Best Dark Roast Coffee

    I have purchased many different veterans owned bags of coffee from Texas to Florida to many other states. I happen to read a book and in it they mentioned Goatlocker coffee as being really good, so took a chance and purchased a bag of beans. Tried every way I could to mess it up and it NEVER turned out bitter or with an acid after taste. I learned to drink coffee working in fab shops, offshore platforms and work boats. I have now found my favorite coffee of all times. Bonefrog GoatLocker is literally the best coffee I have ever drank!

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    Rick Strissel
    I keep getting more!

    I enjoy the full robust flavor without any bitterness. I've been drinking Bonefrog for a few years. I tried it because I prefer to do business with people who share my values.
    On top of that, Tim put his life on the line for our country.
    But the taste is the reason I continue to buy Bonefrog and Goat Locker is another great addition.

    J
    Janet Wiesman
    Love a dark roasted coffee!

    Love the smell and taste of this rich wonder coffee.

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    Old Goat
    You had me at Goat Locker for me to take the bait and try it...

    The taste is what has caused me to buy more. Then I had to try the whole french press thing so I can enjoy it when camping. Get some before FDA classifies it as schedule II.

    Honoring our Senior Enlisted with this Goat Locker!!
    With the utmost respect,
    Thank you CHIEF!!

    M
    Mike Grady
    Not a hugh fan of goat locker

    Burnt and bitter

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    Gil W.
    Dark Side 😎

    The Goat didn’t disappoint. If you like dark roast this is the 1. Been with the Bonefrog team since 12/20 and have tried all the blends except the new decaf Zen Frog. Great company providing choice coffees and merch!
    Mr Tim and team are good folks with excellent service.
    Have a good one,
    Gil

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    Margaret Nusser Gerlach

    Deep rich flavor, definately a Monday morning coffee, also for any I did not get enough sleep last night morning! We love it.

    S
    Sean

    I’m a big fan of bold dark roasts and this coffee exceeds all expectations!

    J
    John Griffin

    Dark roast rocks. Smells great, tastes even better!

    John,
    We're happy to hear you love the dark roast! Thanks for your kind words, 5 star review and for choosing Bonefrog Coffee.
    Tim

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    Janet Wiesman

    My top favorite coffee!

    Hi Janet!
    We're thrilled to hear that the Goat Locker is your top favorite. It's definitely a fan favorite.
    Thanks so much for your support and kind words!
    Tim

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    Norman

    Great strong robust flavor that will kick your butt out of the rack.

    Hi Norman! We're thrilled you enjoy the bold flavor of our Goat Locker.
    I just love reading these reviews!
    Thanks for the great 5 star review!
    Tim

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    Roger Vennel

    To me it is the absolute best.

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    Robert Cohee

    This is my Favorite for most mornings, But I do enjoy the Irish True when I 'm feeling my oats

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    Stephen C Malone

    Goat Locker is a definite grand slam of a coffee. If you know you are going to have a busy day, then two cups of Goat Locker is the way to start it out. It's awesome anytime but it's definitely a game changer in the fall and winter. Looking forward to ordering another bag when football season starts!

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    Willam Coker

    We get in whole bean, the aroma while grinding makes me anxious.

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    Jeffrey H Smith

    Good stuff

    Hi Jeffrey,
    Thank you for your feedback and we're so glad you enjoyed the Goat Locker! Thanks for your great 5 star review and support.
    Cheers
    Tim

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    Anonymous

    I like it. I like trying new coffees. Different than what I'm use to but I would buy it again.

    Hi Terry,
    We're so glad you enjoyed trying the Goat Locker. We'd love to see you back for more unique coffee options anytime. Thanks for your support!
    Tim

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